I'm a photographer, and the funniest thing I ever did in Photoshop was having to Photoshop out a huge horse boner for a fashion shoot I did. It still makes me chuckle.

The only time I ate rabbit was in southern Spain, and it was delicious. I was living there at the time and it was a popular local dish, so it seemed totally normal. Now that I'm back in America, I haven't had rabbit since, but I definitely wouldn't object to it.

I can never watch more than 5 episodes straight in a row. So currently trying to get through Parks and Rec is taking quite a while. On the other hand, it made watching The Fall and Top of the Lake a breeze.

Oh my god, he sounds like a tiny, 1920s gangster.

Not gonna lie, sometimes a good ear cleaning feels better than sex.

Slightly off-topic, but that headliner image immediately reminded me of the weirdest/oddly delightful animated short I've ever seen.

I see your Vidal Sassoon hair dryer, and raise you one hanger.

Ditto. I read this thinking, "Oh goodie, yet another reason to bust out our goddamned phones while trying to have a lovely dinner with an actual human being."

Welp, this trailer totally worked. I want to see it now.

I don't need feminism because

Side note: GWENDOLYN FROM SAGA! (I love that comic so much!)

I kinda feel the same way too. Although, when I watched him in "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" the other day, I warmed up to him a little. But just a little.

Cats: paying the most attention to you when you're sexing or shitting. (or is the latter just me?)

Ohmygod, you nailed it. So good.

DO NOT WANT.

What, no Pogo Ball??

I'm really bummed there wasn't even one "Have you eaten today?" in the trailer.

I'll still watch for Dornan though, scruff or no scruff.

The alliteration in Bare Assed Baking makes it perfect! Sign me up.

If you're naked, we've got your show right now.

I would watch the shit out of that.