Survivor + nudity = Naked and Afraid
Blind Date + nudity = Dating Naked

Where does it end? Naked Top Chef? Naked House Hunters?

The highest of fives!

I like the idea, but couldn't they have designed it to look any better? It looks like an ugly metal belt buckle around your wrist.

Ditto. My first time was pretty damn enjoyable, and I remember feeling tingly for the next 24 hours straight.

Agreed! Came here to say exactly that :)

This is exactly how I'm gonna be fucked during the zombie apocalypse.

I love me some Bauhaus! Excellent selection.

I knew this was going to happen last month.
http://jezebel.com/please-dont-le…

I fucking knew it.

#NotAllHairsprayCanDicks?

I just can't today with the shitty stories of shitty people being shitty.

Appropriate.

I never said I've been with anyone larger than 7 inches. I was just stating the acceptable, I-think-my-vagina-could-handle-this range :)

It prefers hot weather to cold weather, it likes to play sudoku in its spare time, and is really getting into John Oliver's new show.

I wouldn't fuck him with a 10-inch vagina.

The black and white aspect really gives it that artistic touch.

Seriously.

That was so uncomfortable to watch. What a fucking asshat. And his "Oh, just relax" comment near the end......I want to punch him in his stupid face.

I really wanted this to be the header photo.