Not gonna lie, sometimes a good ear cleaning feels better than sex.

Slightly off-topic, but that headliner image immediately reminded me of the weirdest/oddly delightful animated short I've ever seen.

I see your Vidal Sassoon hair dryer, and raise you one hanger.

Ditto. I read this thinking, "Oh goodie, yet another reason to bust out our goddamned phones while trying to have a lovely dinner with an actual human being."

Welp, this trailer totally worked. I want to see it now.

I don't need feminism because

I kinda feel the same way too. Although, when I watched him in "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" the other day, I warmed up to him a little. But just a little.

Cats: paying the most attention to you when you're sexing or shitting. (or is the latter just me?)

Ohmygod, you nailed it. So good.

DO NOT WANT.

What, no Pogo Ball??

I'm really bummed there wasn't even one "Have you eaten today?" in the trailer.

I'll still watch for Dornan though, scruff or no scruff.

The alliteration in Bare Assed Baking makes it perfect! Sign me up.

If you're naked, we've got your show right now.

I would watch the shit out of that.

Survivor + nudity = Naked and Afraid
Blind Date + nudity = Dating Naked

Where does it end? Naked Top Chef? Naked House Hunters?

The highest of fives!

I like the idea, but couldn't they have designed it to look any better? It looks like an ugly metal belt buckle around your wrist.

Ditto. My first time was pretty damn enjoyable, and I remember feeling tingly for the next 24 hours straight.

Agreed! Came here to say exactly that :)