This is exactly how I'm gonna be fucked during the zombie apocalypse.

I love me some Bauhaus! Excellent selection.

#NotAllHairsprayCanDicks?

I just can't today with the shitty stories of shitty people being shitty.

Appropriate.

I never said I've been with anyone larger than 7 inches. I was just stating the acceptable, I-think-my-vagina-could-handle-this range :)

It prefers hot weather to cold weather, it likes to play sudoku in its spare time, and is really getting into John Oliver's new show.

I wouldn't fuck him with a 10-inch vagina.

The black and white aspect really gives it that artistic touch.

Seriously.

That was so uncomfortable to watch. What a fucking asshat. And his "Oh, just relax" comment near the end......I want to punch him in his stupid face.

I really wanted this to be the header photo.

Ditto. Can't stop, won't stop.

I agree with that the "thank you for your service" stuff is empty and hollow and is just feel-good propaganda to make the rest of the world feel like they're supporting the military. It kind of ties in with all the reunion porn we're bombarded with by the media. I grew up in a military family, and my husband is…

The traffic going toward that site right now must be INSANE because I'm getting "Service temporarily unavailable" messages every time.

If I'm ever a bridesmaid at my friend's wedding, and she makes me do this fuckery, I'm axing her for life.

Boudoir shoot = OKAY.