PORK SWORDS. EVERYWHERE.

It's the entire reason I watched the NHL Awards last night. sorrynotsorry.

Hockey uniforms are pretty awful to look at, until the players put on their second uniform, the suit :)

I love that bullfighting uniforms ranked number two. They're beautifully designed, with such intricate details with all the rhinestones and beading. No wonder they're called the 'suit of lights' (traje de luces in Spanish)

Sergio is exceptionally good-looking.

Also, more Spanish eye candy RIGHT HERE!

Doooo it.

Although I'll add from personal experience that the men folk got better looking as I traveled north.

Can you just imagine what would happen if you were standing in the midst of that hungry horde while holding a loaf of bread in your hands?

But really, this is amazing. SO MANY DUCKS.

Vagina Fringe = always hot

I didn't even catch that! Thank goodness. Much less horrifying now.

OH MY GOD

I'm laughing and horrified simultaneously.

Jesus christ. What did they use for this, MS Paint?

dang, kinja appears broken today.

Me at almost-2-years-old with my lovely dad. He was always excited to help me with science projects, he never failed to videotape every single ballet recital, and he was always pretty nice to my boyfriends. Quiet and reserved, a little bit cynical, but always supportive. I lucked out in the dad department.

Oh my.

Does being handsome make one play hockey, or does playing hockey turn one into being handsome? WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD-LOOKING?

Don't look at the photos at the link. Just don't.

I'd hate to be this lady's neighbor.

This is my fella EVERY DAMN TIME he's the last to turn off our bedroom light. He literally jumps onto the bed as if demon claws are waiting to pull him under. He's a 6'6" tall grown man. It will never stop being funny to me.

I'm thinking I got into the wrong career field :)

Since I'm a newly recent fan of puckball, who are some other easy-on-the-eyes players that I should Google image search?

Well good god man.