"puck bunnies" ha! never heard that before (then again, I'm a newly recent fan of hockey)

blood on the ice is my aphrodisiac.

I meant that hockey players don't seem to get butthurt/cry about penalties like soccer players seem to do.

That's why I watch hockey instead of soccer. No crybabies allowed.

Large bearded men with missing teeth = strangest ladyboner ever.

Same goes for female hockey fans :)

This has made me realize that I really need to vary up my Emoji use. I use like the same four over and over.

And all this time, I've been pouring Red Bull after Red Bull over my naked body as part of my morning ritual. I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG.

Please don't let this photo end up on Pinterest wedding boards so that horrible bridezillas can demand awful natural disaster backdrops on their big day.

Not at all. Also, I predict lots of "No really, the fire wasn't photoshopped in, it really happened!" from the couple to dubious acquaintances.

No one was hurt. The photos look nice. Win/win.

Liberté, Égalité, Hillaré.

This was a lot funnier than I expected it to be. I lost at "I think they're training us to be astronauts."

and Michiel Huisman in the same photo?

You should really check out his latest couple photos on his instagram

Weirdly, I'm the exact opposite. I'm in my early thirties, and I masturbate far more often than I ever did in my twenties, even though I'm having the same amount of sex as I did back then. It was like once I hit 29ish, my sexual peak was finally happening.

Then you're doing it right.

I actually really like this suit though.

Yeah, these are pretty terrible (the crazy tan lines, not the suits)

I do, but I do it with my eyeballs, and lock that shit in my brain. And I do it in plain sight, and not behind bushes. It's a lot less creepy that way.