so much yes in that quote.
you're gonna freaking be in heaven here then :) my blood type is fish tacos.
Awesome! Where from? If you need a friendly face to help you navigate craft beer and tacos, or just fun things to do, I'm your woman.
I'm with DrunkExPatWriter's answer on this one. It's no one's business who you lose your virginity to, not one goddamned bit. The fact that you're hung up on this fact more than who/how you'll do the deed is a bit troubling.
San Diego, but originally from Virginia. Except for not having AC in my house for the one brutal month of August, I love it here.
+1 for incorporating toys.
I talked about it in this post yesterday actually; my fella used my dildo on me for the first time, and it was the hottest thing ever.
This is nightmare-inducing.
a beyONCE in a lifetime catastrophe!
surely the best gif ever.
"Oh look, the humans that do our bidding think they found a reason to explain their intelligence. This is hilarious." -every cat on earth
Mine is thrilled as well.
Did I just see this dude eat one of those worm things? (at the 1:10 mark)
1. The first time I got a brazilian bikini wax, I felt like a motherfucking goddess.
2. Wearing red lipstick. Every time.
My fella serves in the military and is deployed fairly often, so during those times I have a few trusty dildos and vibrators to keep me sated. And when he's not deployed, they're pretty much shut away in a drawer.
In the past, I've hinted to him that it would be hot if we incorporated my sex toys into our foreplay,…
great minds think alike.