Sunscreen? Cloudscreen?

Fuck it, let's just all start calling it Daytimescreen. Problem solved. Covers all the possible weather conditions.

So you masturbated to a still photo. Awesome. Welcome to the human race.

That is exactly what I miss about living in Spain....seeing breasts is just not a big deal to them. I saw countless topless women (young and old) on the beaches, and even huge billboard ads on the highways would show fully exposed breasts. And guess what? Society still functioned, people went about their day, children…

Just read the first chapter, and then make your judgement. Trust me. It's good. So, so good.

...followed quickly by

nice!

Meh. I'll probably watch it.

that vagina dentata cupcake tho

Oh dear god, why??

good lord, I want to do things to that man.

Seriously. This is no better than the jerks who sit with their legs wide open in a crowded space.

I didn't think I'd be into this, but I am. Pretty damn good.

This is utterly terrifying.

came here to post this exactly! yeah, I'm still waiting for this to become a real thing.

tampons are like parking meters. they only have so much time left.

(no but seriously, this is fucking disgusting oh pleasegodwhy)

Even if I didn't own a cat, I'd want this desk. It's freaking beautiful.

It's amazing how many times I've referenced this exact song to friends, and how so few of them had any idea what I was talking about.