Charlize/The Evil Queen sees no problem with this ad.

Trending: neck humping.

well played, sir.

I came here to say exactly this.

YES. THIS.

Kudos to Kitestring, but I think the SafeTrek app is a bit better, in that it would directly notify law enforcement instead of your friends/family. No middleman needed!

"SafeTrek enables citizens to be proactive in their safety by bridging the gap between doing nothing and calling 911 in an unsafe situation. By holding…

so it's more "Real Life Anime Man" than "Human Ken Doll." got it.

This is hardly shocking. I've seen worse tattoos at my local Target.

I really just wanted an excuse to post this gif.

I might have to steal that last line too, for the day I announce my pregnancy to family friends. "Guess what guys? I'm full o' baby!"

I'm totally gonna steal this. Brilliant!

You can see the rest here. Totally appropriate for this article :)

heartwarming cat video + porn analogy = my tuesday morning is complete.

Would totally do it for free. It's PAUL RUDD.

I came here to say exactly this.

Does no one buy purses with the little inside zippered pocket? Problem solved. It's so simple.

my first thought: he looks like Chris Hardwick on speed. and with worse hair.

"FUCK YOUR MAGIC TRICKS.

the 30-something's Coachella plans:

that tattoo.....