Me at almost-2-years-old with my lovely dad. He was always excited to help me with science projects, he never failed to videotape every single ballet recital, and he was always pretty nice to my boyfriends. Quiet and reserved, a little bit cynical, but always supportive. I lucked out in the dad department.
Oh my.
Does being handsome make one play hockey, or does playing hockey turn one into being handsome? WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD-LOOKING?
I'd hate to be this lady's neighbor.
This is my fella EVERY DAMN TIME he's the last to turn off our bedroom light. He literally jumps onto the bed as if demon claws are waiting to pull him under. He's a 6'6" tall grown man. It will never stop being funny to me.
I'm thinking I got into the wrong career field :)
Since I'm a newly recent fan of puckball, who are some other easy-on-the-eyes players that I should Google image search?
Well good god man.
"puck bunnies" ha! never heard that before (then again, I'm a newly recent fan of hockey)
blood on the ice is my aphrodisiac.
I meant that hockey players don't seem to get butthurt/cry about penalties like soccer players seem to do.
That's why I watch hockey instead of soccer. No crybabies allowed.
Large bearded men with missing teeth = strangest ladyboner ever.
Same goes for female hockey fans :)
This has made me realize that I really need to vary up my Emoji use. I use like the same four over and over.
And all this time, I've been pouring Red Bull after Red Bull over my naked body as part of my morning ritual. I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG.
Please don't let this photo end up on Pinterest wedding boards so that horrible bridezillas can demand awful natural disaster backdrops on their big day.
Not at all. Also, I predict lots of "No really, the fire wasn't photoshopped in, it really happened!" from the couple to dubious acquaintances.
No one was hurt. The photos look nice. Win/win.
Liberté, Égalité, Hillaré.
This was a lot funnier than I expected it to be. I lost at "I think they're training us to be astronauts."
