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and Michiel Huisman in the same photo?

You should really check out his latest couple photos on his instagram

Weirdly, I'm the exact opposite. I'm in my early thirties, and I masturbate far more often than I ever did in my twenties, even though I'm having the same amount of sex as I did back then. It was like once I hit 29ish, my sexual peak was finally happening.

Then you're doing it right.

I actually really like this suit though.

Yeah, these are pretty terrible (the crazy tan lines, not the suits)

I do, but I do it with my eyeballs, and lock that shit in my brain. And I do it in plain sight, and not behind bushes. It's a lot less creepy that way.

This gets all the high-fives.

so much yes in that quote.

you're gonna freaking be in heaven here then :) my blood type is fish tacos.

Awesome! Where from? If you need a friendly face to help you navigate craft beer and tacos, or just fun things to do, I'm your woman.

I'm with DrunkExPatWriter's answer on this one. It's no one's business who you lose your virginity to, not one goddamned bit. The fact that you're hung up on this fact more than who/how you'll do the deed is a bit troubling.

San Diego, but originally from Virginia. Except for not having AC in my house for the one brutal month of August, I love it here.

+1 for incorporating toys.

I talked about it in this post yesterday actually; my fella used my dildo on me for the first time, and it was the hottest thing ever.

This is nightmare-inducing.

a beyONCE in a lifetime catastrophe!

surely the best gif ever.

"Oh look, the humans that do our bidding think they found a reason to explain their intelligence. This is hilarious." -every cat on earth