Mine is thrilled as well.

Fellow cat people, time to celebrate!

Ugh, I'm old.

Did I just see this dude eat one of those worm things? (at the 1:10 mark)

1. The first time I got a brazilian bikini wax, I felt like a motherfucking goddess.

2. Wearing red lipstick. Every time.

My fella serves in the military and is deployed fairly often, so during those times I have a few trusty dildos and vibrators to keep me sated. And when he's not deployed, they're pretty much shut away in a drawer.

In the past, I've hinted to him that it would be hot if we incorporated my sex toys into our foreplay,…

great minds think alike.

Sunscreen? Cloudscreen?

Fuck it, let's just all start calling it Daytimescreen. Problem solved. Covers all the possible weather conditions.

So you masturbated to a still photo. Awesome. Welcome to the human race.

That is exactly what I miss about living in Spain....seeing breasts is just not a big deal to them. I saw countless topless women (young and old) on the beaches, and even huge billboard ads on the highways would show fully exposed breasts. And guess what? Society still functioned, people went about their day, children…

Just read the first chapter, and then make your judgement. Trust me. It's good. So, so good.

...followed quickly by

nice!

Meh. I'll probably watch it.

that vagina dentata cupcake tho

Oh dear god, why??

good lord, I want to do things to that man.

Seriously. This is no better than the jerks who sit with their legs wide open in a crowded space.