good lord, I want to do things to that man.

Seriously. This is no better than the jerks who sit with their legs wide open in a crowded space.

I didn't think I'd be into this, but I am. Pretty damn good.

This is utterly terrifying.

came here to post this exactly! yeah, I'm still waiting for this to become a real thing.

tampons are like parking meters. they only have so much time left.

(no but seriously, this is fucking disgusting oh pleasegodwhy)

Even if I didn't own a cat, I'd want this desk. It's freaking beautiful.

It's amazing how many times I've referenced this exact song to friends, and how so few of them had any idea what I was talking about.

Charlize/The Evil Queen sees no problem with this ad.

Trending: neck humping.

well played, sir.

I came here to say exactly this.

YES. THIS.

Kudos to Kitestring, but I think the SafeTrek app is a bit better, in that it would directly notify law enforcement instead of your friends/family. No middleman needed!

"SafeTrek enables citizens to be proactive in their safety by bridging the gap between doing nothing and calling 911 in an unsafe situation. By holding…

so it's more "Real Life Anime Man" than "Human Ken Doll." got it.

This is hardly shocking. I've seen worse tattoos at my local Target.

I really just wanted an excuse to post this gif.

I might have to steal that last line too, for the day I announce my pregnancy to family friends. "Guess what guys? I'm full o' baby!"