I'm totally gonna steal this. Brilliant!

You can see the rest here. Totally appropriate for this article :)

heartwarming cat video + porn analogy = my tuesday morning is complete.

Would totally do it for free. It's PAUL RUDD.

I came here to say exactly this.

Does no one buy purses with the little inside zippered pocket? Problem solved. It's so simple.

my first thought: he looks like Chris Hardwick on speed. and with worse hair.

"FUCK YOUR MAGIC TRICKS.

the 30-something's Coachella plans:

that tattoo.....

Badtz-Maru was my spirit animal.

I am mesmerized by this.

We just had a Burger Week here in San Diego, and reading this is really making me miss it already.

Also, looking at those photos while hungry is definitely the worst. I want them ALLLLL.

YES.

STAYS: ALL THE BOOZE.

yep, that line killed me too.

Yeah, me too. It definitely seemed that these folks went in with a certain amount of....gusto? Which I like though. I like that they didn't just leave their arms at their sides, and give each other prudent little kisses. They really went for it.

Daryl Dixon is proof that even in an apocalypse, a dirty-looking redneck can be everyone's favorite person.

I actually really like the word "yoni" and have started using it.

I concur.