"It's fine."
"It's fine."
Ditto. If it's going inside me, let me pick it out at least.
I know, right?
The only time I ever saw someone masturbating in public was when I was in high school, and it was so fucking creepy. I was only 15 or 16. I was in the school library during my study hall period, just sitting at a table doing homework or whatever. Off to my right about twenty feet away was this kid just standing…
THIS. times a thousand.
good god that is amazing work.
"her new diet, which is made up of two key components: light and air."
I am so doing this right now.
I read that word and immediately felt like an Old, since I had no idea what it meant before reading this article.
Ouch! But that reminds me of an app I got a while back called Type n Walk that gives you a transparent view on your phone while you're texting. It's kinda helpful.
THIS. So much.
I'm crying with laughter.
I know, right?!
Me too.
Kevin/Frank makes the best gif faces.