annnnd I got Camera Assist.

which is tattooed with the phrase ""STRONG E nuf 4 A MAN BUT Made 4 A WOMAN"

Welp. Turns out I emasculated like 5 dudes today.

And instead of saying "Happy Mother's Day!" to his mom this year, it'll be just "Happy Host's Day!"

I thoroughly enjoyed this story. Bravo.

I'm DYING. I died. Yep, dead now.

I am literally dying.

or even this!

THIS. times a thousand.

At first it was all

oh my god, you nailed it for me.

Give them all the medals!

"cockshittery"

my trifecta: penetration + friction + knowing my partner is about to come (or imagining my partner about to come, if I'm playing solo).

currently on page 12 and not stopping.

Barbie and New Kids on the Block's Joey were my power couple, and along with my sister's Barbie and her beau Donnie (from NKOTB as well), they ruled the world.

welp. so much for getting anything done today.

Maybe. But if I'm having 7 minute sex at least three times a week with my fella, then I'm okay with that.

If it does, I rarely make it to 7 minutes. And that's fine by me.

I would watch that so hard.