*sploosh*

"People who are transgender are not dangerous, and people who are transgender need to go to the bathroom."

Whenever I'm driving a car in my dream, it's always a stick-shift (which I know how to drive), but yet in my dream the gears are super complicated/hard to maneuver, and I feel like I'm driving super slow compared to everyone else on the road. And for some reason, my foot can barely reach the clutch.

Man, mine are pretty much all over the place. I've been keeping a dream journal for the past few months (as soon as I wake up, I write down any details I can remember), so here a few recent gems:

the things I would do to this man...

I came here just to make sure someone posted this clip :)

It's totally that double-penis guy. Has to be.

or this one?

I retract my earlier statement :)

Jesus, now I have to buy "gifts" for my vagina too?

just thought of another idea....a girls' weekend in Palm Springs? lots of cool hotels there with spas (I'm gonna be at the Ace Hotel in a few months). Also worthy of note, if you're into quirky places: Hicksville Trailer Palace near Joshua Tree. This place is amazeballs, and such a good place to go to with a bunch of…

Well hopefully he gets the message from your very-clear email.

You're not weird.

Oh man. I'm sorry this happened to you. How did he know where you lived?

Happy early birthday! I've only lived in SD a few years, so I didn't live here when I turned 30, but I find that now, compared to my 20's, I don't need a big bar crawl/party-all-night celebration to have a good birthday. Last year when I turned 33, I simply told my good friends that I wanted to treat myself to dinner…

Jameson and coke, although I'm trying to wean myself off the coke and just do Jameson on the rocks. we shall see.

Also, in the opening credits of each episode, I'm always looking out for the name of the new store/business next door to them. It's the little things.

Not gonna lie, all these beards and glorious 'staches are making me feel tingly. Why are other countries' military standards so much cooler than ours?

This reminds me that the sound of Seth Rogan laughing really does make my ovaries shrink.

yes, THIS. and between this story and the one last year where all the toilets stopped working, I pretty much have zero desire to take any kind of cruise in the near future.