Ditto. I'm half Korean, been eating it all my life.

ALL THE VOMIT.

fair enough.

Has the man not aged a day???

I know some adult dudes that could use this advice as well.

"Last year you invented a Golden Globes drinking game for us. Are there any new categories this year?

fellow San Diego-an! and yes, I'm loving our winter weather right now :)

I was pretty much still on a high from New Year's Eve until yesterday when I found out some assbag hacked my credit card info and charged $1050 worth of stuff. Good times. On the plus side, it allowed me to revenge-daydream to my heart's content, and I wrote the following:

Dear…

Came here to make sure someone posted that reference.

I do love her outfit, but my first thought was, "furry vulva"

I meant to add that it was directed at them, not you Burt!

The word "hazing" seems unnecessary in this story. Call it what is: a horribly cruel punishment.

I love him too! I made my husband start watching episodes with me so he could better understand cat psychology and not just brush everything off with "well she' just being a bitch cat." Now he loves the show.

This actually looks pretty rad, but I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that my cat would just stare at it and NOT USE IT EVER. Any semblance of a "cat bed" I have ever bought for her has never been used for napping and/or sleeping. My bed is her bed. My lap is her bed. There's no use fighting it.

I am happily married, and yes, I couldn't give two shits about your ring UNLESS you're one of my two closest friends. But sure, if I'm in a group of women, and it comes up, I'll pretend to be interested.

Dammit, bring Happy Endings back!

But it totally made me laugh out loud, so thank you for that :)

Patrick Bateman would've TOTALLY dug this.

"helpfully holding open their own skin"