Moderation? What's that?

grossest déjà vu ever?

I seriously cannot get more than two in a row correct. This is nuts. But kinda brilliant.

the children/fully-mature sperm sliding out really completes the whole thing.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AWFUL/AMAZING BOUNCY HOUSES??

"So a dude had to hold it open and they had to barrel in against the strong wind blowing out."

This part reminds of the alien's mouth in Alien, right before it unhinges and spits acid all over your face. This shoe is terrifying.

yeah, let's make it 75. I'm okay with that :)

My husband's facial hair grows in red (brunette everywhere else) and I luuurve it so much.

Yes! My mom is Korean, and I joke about this very thing all the time. Also, I'm in my early 30's but still get mistaken for much younger, so I'm totally gonna milk this thing until I shrivel up at 60.

It's what all the crunchy murderous wives are doing these days.

As long as there's no Inner Cannibal Goddess whining, "needs more salt" and "don't forget to label and date your freezer bags!" I'm in.

Yes! That movie and also This Boy's Life. Phenomenal acting.

ALL THE YES'S!

The photos!

Leo and I share the same birthday, so naturally we were destined to fall in love and ride off into the sunset together. I cut out every picture of him I could find in magazines, and plastered them to the wall above my bed as a teenager. Good lord I was obsessed with that man.

thanks! this is the first year I decided to go with an actual color palette on my twig tree (god, that sounds so Pinterest-y, sorry), and I love it. I figure since the mister and I don't have kids yet, I can indulge in my 'pretty and chic' decorations, and save the sentimental ornaments/popcorn-garland/kid-friendly…

I was actually psyched to get my coal in the mail today. Gonna save it for my future spawn if they're being little shits for Christmas.

I love seeing everyone's decorations!

oh, that is too perfect.