Same with mine. And I only do it sparingly, but sometimes she'll roll around in the dirt in the backyard so hard that it's a necessity. Not to mention mine will howl and yowl the entire time as if I'm skinning her alive, at a decibel that surely my neighbors can hear. No fun for all.

I even love that she remembered that the guy's name was Tom, and not Fernando.

"The man will NOT say snow!"

Ditto. I need that whole outfit.

Oh god, I just noticed the penis too.

I also cramp up when I'm ovulating. It's not as bad as my actual period cramping, but still, not pleasant.

and the babies! can't forget the babies.

pretty much my life, and goddamn, I love it.

I laughed. HARD.

that photo is EVERYTHING.

Ostriches and emu's are hilarious. Earlier this year, my husband and I took a little trip up the california coast, and there's this amazing place called Ostrichland in Solvang, where you can feed them. They are greedy bastards, and it was so hard to take photos without laughing :)

I totally and completely felt the same way watching that scene. It broke me.

Dane DeHaan seriously blew me away in The Place Beyond the Pines. He's an incredible actor . GO RENT IT NOW.

Yes, these are actually quite beautiful, to be honest.

just nearly spit out my drink all over my keyboard, thanks!

I'm not gonna lie, my husband is currently 8,000 miles away, and I fully appreciate any dick pics I can get from him :) It's like pulling teeth with him.

that video made me laugh. sounded like he was either shitting or having an orgasm :)

"we're more more European than alcoholic"......that is totally something an alcoholic European would say. lolz.

Great, I'm totally not gonna get anything done today.

all the cackles, forever.