That makes sense too!

that is NOT JUST YOU, I thought it was white at first as well (which contributed to the "oh hey, maybe its the person she married!")

i.. have no idea who this Lacey Chabert is, but.. completely blind, no googling or anything, I would say her husband is the lady in the pink dress? They do make a fetching couple!

Dollar stores (dollar tree, dollar general, 5 below), off stores (tuesday morning, big lots, marshalls), the usual suspects (walmart, target). And charity stores usually...

WAMU?

Agree, obvious parody, still waiting to cringe.

Came here to post that same thing!

Read through *just* to see if someone beat me to this.

Amethyst, and yes, in her original run, she is very nearly raped at least twice that I can think of, once by Dark Opal's thugs and later by Carnelian.

R, O, G, E, R. Next to the blurb, in the tweet, even.

Okay, yeah, it was a mistake, and Macys may be within their RIGHTS to cancel the poor guy's order, but come on, they've got no business cancelling his order, especially since the PR will cost much more than they stood to lose. Stand behind your shit or get out.

Walmart.com did this a while back on netbooks. $20 got you the netbook, a printer, a case for the netbook, etc. I got two, because hey, why not, one for me, one for Mom, and received two printers. Customer service emailed while the printers started shipping, hey, oops, sorry, still wanna add that netbook? Use this…

I hope the Jez piece has been changed since you posted this?

I need a queen in my life to teach me how to do makeup. I just don't understand the stuff, at all.

Ditto, I was reading it thinking "jeez, what a quack, he needs someone emotionally mature".

Saw this comment before I hit play. Now, I won't be hitting play. Yes, that's exactly what I was expecting the video to be.

Been there too. OK, without the Garfields and the peeing. One of the three biggest cocks I've seen, let alone done, and not a clue what to do with it. I always suspected there should be a way to warn other unsuspecting girls in his path, or at least discreetly slip them some lube... Thankfully, he was the exception,…

What I really need to know is, why can't I seem to convince McD's that I do not, in fact, want cheese on that?

I don't fully understand why you picked a picture of Bynes where she appears to have her shit together. The last several months of Amanda Bynes seems to call for a decidedly shit-not-together photo. While not a Drake fan, I absolutely adore that the pic used of Drake is one where he appears to be looking to the…

Exactly! I'm good with this, and someone upthread mentions a wisdom teeth removal that ended in a smoothie they'd selected from a menu, which, given dentist approval, sounds like a great idea! If your doctor approves it, what problem could anyone possibly have?