Amazon has Hello Kitty pans from like $12.

I had a similar thought, "oh god, thats perfect for a perv, plenty of women alone, scared, and possibly unconscious in a small enclosed space (the ambulance), plenty of opportunity to drug them out.... a sicko's dream come true."

delicious AND terrifying!

I refuse to believe we are at a point where we have to explain who Destiny's Child is.

In addition to all the mythology about semen and the cervix, bringing the lady to orgasm is actually fairly highly recommended. Relaxes, causes contractions, etc etc. I debated bringing a vibrator along for my first delivery, and occasionally wonder if it would have helped. Also, vaginal and perineal massage can lead…

Hard to say, that rumour's been floating around since the first pregnancy rumours, "He'll want to name her Diana!".

Just once have I had my ex's girlfriend seek out contact with me. He asked nicely, I agreed out of morbid curiosity, and we talked for a few weeks. We got along decently enough considering, but I did nothing to keep up any contact - if she said Hi, I'd reply, but I never initiated conversations, in part out of fear of…

Is it too early to get Elizabeth Diana in the Kate-William baby pool?

Empire records keeps popping up in various corners of my life this week, and I LOVE IT!

...Most successful career, post TNG. Not the only one with a career.

My 2010 Corolla has a small straight screwdriver and a razorblade in the edges of where the trunk lid sits. I threw out the blade, but the screwdriver is still there just in case.

Why am I crying??

No, no, no. Just because I refuse to believe it and give up my crush on the wonderful Alton.

This, 1000%.

...I feel the need to apologize for the strong urge to smack your mother.

I happen to know a Phuc.

Specifically, children available to anybody.

And don't forget, complaints your substitute gets are somehow your fault. And stolen papers get marked as your fault because OBVIOUSLY you didn't deliver that guy's paper...

Friends? He can barely stand them, they're like that kid in middle school who always claimed you said something you didn't even say.

I hope the folks who are saying "I don't believe in tipping" don't have a paper delivery person. It is hard to express just how sucky and underpaid of a job that really is, at least in my area.