I happen to know a Phuc.

Specifically, children available to anybody.

And don't forget, complaints your substitute gets are somehow your fault. And stolen papers get marked as your fault because OBVIOUSLY you didn't deliver that guy's paper...

Friends? He can barely stand them, they're like that kid in middle school who always claimed you said something you didn't even say.

I hope the folks who are saying "I don't believe in tipping" don't have a paper delivery person. It is hard to express just how sucky and underpaid of a job that really is, at least in my area.

I'm actually pretty happy in this area at the moment.

Gina's son, Marco, is adopted.

This.

Revenge for all the blue liquid in the ladies' sanitary products ads.

As tempting as it is to snark about the smoke alarm thing, my last apartment's smoke alarm was illegally close to the range unit, and PREHEATING a clean oven set it off.

Exactly my experience, except for one or two race fetishists, nobody cared a bit about the color of your skin, it was all about the attitude.

I haven't noticed such men to be ostracized or left out or anything, but then I wouldn't take an insecure partner to a sex party. Every sex party I've been lucky enough to attend was actually pretty colorblind, especially for the South.

One more quiet voice to thank you for writing this piece. Co-op gaming (couch co-op though) is part of how I worked through the decision process in dating my now-husband.

Basically, none. No redeeming qualities. I had to read it because I was teaching girls the target age, and try to listen to their music, read their books, etc, and felt filthy for dirtying my brain with it.

I am ashamed to know this one - yes, that's what it is, exactly. This is "he can't help it" at a higher level, he maaayyy die if she refuses him. He's built for nothing but her, and squicky is an awesome way to put it.

or, Wicked Dickie done died?

A UPS brat is glad they're doing this.

This is me all over. I actively compare nonprime prices to check, because I get the odd medical item now and then that's a bit cheaper without prime, but everything else I get is cheaper prime and omg, the shipping times.... I'm a mom, if you expect me to wait 3-5 business days for diapers, formula, and wipes, I'll…

Last time I was in that kind of toy store, Mrfunone and I found a Smiley Miley doll. Gah.