Thank you.

Honestly, unless husband and I go to bed ticked off, that's okay in our relationship. Sometimes I wake and enjoy it too, sometimes I do not and that's okay with us. Right now, with a tot and a baby, my sex drive isn't all the way back yet and my need for sleep is in overdrive.

Haha, oh my goodness, I can imagine!

I can't find the exact bits, it looks like there's a law against Obscene Items? I've had a heck of a time finding a good store, but I've also never been to Alexandria... Thanks for the tip! :)

Virginia is absolutely-damn-NOT for lovers. Sex toy sales are primarily illegal, and remember the whole forced transvaginal ultrasound thing? McConnell spent the whole time swearing up and down he was for for for it before the last second when someone told him wtf "transvaginal" actually meant....

Meh, when you look at the flashy pic in the article instead of the up top pics, you can see the locks of hair are identical and don't move... I'm leaning towards Lazy Staffer.

"how our wildest dreams are always just out of our reach" and the ad at the bottom for me is Cirque du Soleil... Hm, okay, yeah, I've had dreams like that, makes sense.

Polydactyl, not polyglot. Why can't I edit that?

I'm not sure. "Honey Boo Boo's Sister Gives Birth to Baby Polyglot" doesn't help my squirm factor, and it certainly doesn't help clarity since you have to write headlines to a common audience...

Depends on one major point and I didn't see this addressed at all - what about those of us who use Twitter to sign into the Gawker family sites? Any change?

The irritating thing (just one? haha) about these polls is how incredibly useless they are due to sample size. "According to 1000 people in an Ohio mall at 3pm on a Wednesday mid-spring, _____". No offense intended, Ohio.

All I can think is " Gosh, I'd be upset if someone threw a fish at me".

Could be worse, the first time I ever saw the Princes was the telecast of Lady Diana's funeral, and I spent all night dreaming of hugging them and comforting them.

A bunch of aussies I talk to have had that pop up in the heads lately, so now it's in mine.

Word. I remember my eyes were leaking by the end when I read it the first time.

I love the calling them out in this, it's well deserved!

Indeed. Possibly something about stress...

you have to plan your wardrobe around your period, because what you use and how well it works affects what undies you can wear and what you can wear on your lower half.

Well possibly. It's statistically impossible to be certain just how many of this or that, but it's condescending of the person upstream to assume that only the uneducated would ever choose any form of sex work.

Because they are hoping to harass her out of this job too? Because they are hoping to endanger her by telling the world "Hey, former hooker over here, and here's her location and partial schedule"? Because hatemongering sells?