Yeah, and seriously makes me stabby! Men can have their prick pills covered, but women can't get insurance-covered birth control? And then they bitch about abortions and the cost of supporting "welfare babies" and cut spending on Food-Stamps and free or reduced-price breakfast/lunch programs and after-school…

Oh, man. I have the dubious distinction in my family of having both the oldest (23 years) AND youngest (just-turned 4) grandchildren. Suffice to say that my parents were NOT thrilled that I made them grandparents that young (think that scene in Parenthood where that WONDERFUL actress says "I'm too young to have a…

My personal favourite (as a former employee of CVS) was: a gigantic box of condoms, a bottle of champagne, and a half-dozens roses.

Be wary of that feeling - kids encompass the WHOLE package when it comes to "false advertising": they come out little adorable pudge-balls, who turn into adorable toddlers; headstrong toddler ("I wanna do it MY-SELF!"); into a devious little young'un' ("It wasn't me, it was the [dog, cat, fish, bird, sibling]!); kids…

Disturbing, on too many levels.

I certainly hope that's true. The whole thing was just a mess!

My apologies, good Sir (or Madame). I did indeed not see the edit to your post. Apologies!

Yes Ma'am she did, and she most certainly owned them by taking to task the 'Ole Boys' Club" attitude. And frankly, I thought the sentiment of the crowd said it ALL!

What a bunch of chicken shits, which is appropriate because the whole thing was a fuster-cluck! Texas, I know you've got your own ways, but maybe it's time for a serious examination of your governing body.

I thought the woman with short brown hair in black dress and white blazer really NAILED IT with her question!

And Senator Tragic Yellow Skirt needs to kindly take a seat and SHUT UP.

GAGH! AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! I only have sound in one ear!!!!

Let us pray for a high-sodium, high-fat diet for him. Ommmmmmmmmm. He truly is aa vile piece of work, is he not?

@Mad - I wear men's Levi's Silvertab button fly jeans. They come in a nice range of "washes," you can find then on sale at just about any given store on a weekly basis, and they make ass look FANTASTIC.

It's like that at Wal-Mart (the only "local" store to which I have access), too. You can find - MAYBE!- a 1X or a 4X, but that's about it. And ALL of the stores' sizes vary, even from colour to colour of the same damn thing! (And if you want anything in black, forget it; it's gone.)

I would have LOVED to meet an IRL Ursula, the Sea Witch! :D

Am I the only one who misses 666 Park Avenue?

I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and everyone effected by this flooding. Please be safe.

Poor little Konsequence Kouture.

South By Southwest.