My favorite HP drama probably concerns Cassandra Clare and her Draco trilogy, but that one has aged DELICIOUSLY. She’s so big now and the bitterness is just right.

“His book is similarly narratively askew”

Harley has admitted to being a schizophrenic and claims he’s been cured by his raw till 4 diet and that is one of the scariest things about him having such a huge platform, in my opinion. I have 2 close relatives with schizophrenia and the one that takes her medication is a million times better off than the one who…

Most of my friends weren’t 21 when I turned so we went to Applebees and the bartender was being a dick to me - really condescending - and when he heard it was my 21st he was like “Oh so I guess you want a daiquiri?” and I DID but I wasn’t going to take that shit from him so I said “No! I want a scotch & soda” and he…

Me too! Why should Trump just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Hillary is just as cute as Trump, right? Hillary is just as smart as Trump, people totally like Hillary just as much as they like Trump, and when did it become okay for one person to be the…

they have cooties

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

no no NO TAKE THAT KID TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH AND DROP HER OFF WITH A NOTE SAYING “PLEASE CLEANSE AND RETURN”

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

The very first house that I bought was haunted...by a cat. I knew the previous owner has a cat because there was a cat door cut into the utility door and when I was cleaning before moving in, there was cat hair all over the carpet.

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

Also, Regency world and a ride with a Darcybot. Cons: he’s too proud.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The women on Team Canada won something like 17 out of 22 of the medals Canada won at these games.

PENNY OLEKSIAK.

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

If you think those are bad, take a look at this. What a slut!