Pretty sure Cinna was in charge of that decision.

TODAY’S SPECIAL is REAL!!!! (Canadian points if you know the show I’m referring to :-) )

I can’t wait to watch him eat Pence’s lunch like Biden did to Paul Ryan back in the 2012 VP debate.

I fell hard for Tim last night, his running gag with the whole “Believe me” was dually incredible because it was an extremely calculated move to incite Trumps rage by consistently mocking him, but he still came off as that dad who gives you a box of condoms when you go off to college so you are prepared. I mean maybe…

At one point during Kaine’s dad-joke speech (maybe multiple points, I was mainly listening and not watching) the camera cut to Biden and the look on his face said “This is a worthy successor.” It was adorable and heartwarming.

From Page Six: Sarandon said convention organizers are making it difficult to carry out “the will of Bernie Sanders’ people.”

i just want to say, as an arab, i love that there is an arab leading man that is about to be the internet’s boyfriend, and his arab-ness is not a thing that is discussed or pointed out or whatever. he happens to be arab. he is mostly hot. i am so happy.

DAD

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?

This is adorable.

He has his own Wikipedia page and everything, which is truly my metric for success (not all the cool shit he’s done, just the page).

typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh

He looks like he just spent a lovely night out bludgeoning Paul Allen to death.

My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

I’ve seen multiple people on twitter say their young children asked “Who’s Bill Clinton? Is he related to Hillary?”

https://medium.com/@shitHRCcantsa…

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”

going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?

it’s not really anyone’s place to tell someone what they should/shouldn't be doing with their reproductive organs