Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

You may be interested in my favorite baby size comparison website, Babysizer.com. I am currently 37 weeks pregnant, which means my kid is, according to Babysizer, the size of half a medium pizza. Or a Zack Morris Cell Phone.

“Why didn’t you post sooner??”

I love her take on this.

I don’t think she is criticizing pregnant women in the public, I think she is criticizing how other people are with pregnant women. They always want to touch your belly, ask about when it is due, names, gender, blah blah blah.

Some good came out of it. Some snarky blog, probably now dead for at least a decade, had a recipe for a cookie that looked uncannily like Janet Jackson’s breast. It was a basic plump peanut butter and oats cookie with a Hershey’s kiss in the middle that partially melts while baking.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

AND this motherfucker never apologized for throwing Janet under the bus during Wardrobe Malfunction-gate.

Cancun Inn/Sugar Loaf village are in my hometown (Warwick, NY). I don’t know the woman, but many people in town will tell you that Alvin Goldstein is a fucking nutjob. I’ve been to this restaurant. Many of my classmates in high school worked there. I’ve only ever experienced warmth and good service at this place.…

The Trump supporters also claim that they were assaulted by the co-owner in the parking lot and had the initials “H C” carved into their faces, only backwards, because she’s crooked.

Anyone of any gender who demands that you either get hitched or break up is not someone you want to marry, ever. Sorry, Ann.

*read as “Walder Frey” and had moment of extreme cognitive dissonance*

As a fed who is now under ID theft watch thanks to the massive data breach some years ago, IT security at federal agencies is a joke. They’re hacked constantly. Her emails were probably safer on her private account just because it would be mostly unrecognizable.

“Louise was in Zambia,” he wrote. “She was a gap student originally placed at Ndole Bay Lodge on Lake Tanganyika. But she moved across to Kasaba Bay. I will leave the reasons out.”

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

But the stuff James Frey lied about was at least a little plausible, no?

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Nomadikat has an older sister?