I’ve been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack all day. My youngest nephew (he’s 2) LOVES the Schuyler Sisters song, and his favorite sister is AndPeggy, because that’s clearly her name. He’s pretty stinking cute.

I’m doing better than that. Damn. I love my Hamilton Beach 12 Cup Programmable. I should probably marry it. We’ve been together for three years.

I drove past Schuylerville, New York earlier today and passed a sign for the Schuyler Mansion so I have Hamilton on my mind!

I want to believe at one point, Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hiddleston were hanging out alone, smoking cigars in the garage, and Hiddleston just burst into tears. Where’s the paparazzi photos of THAT?

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

My dad and all my uncles and both my granddads served in various branches of the armed forces. This is very familiar. I never felt like any of it messed me up but I will say that dating/bringing people home to meet the family is always an issue. No crybabies in my house.

Mine is too. I’m fanatical about wearing my seatbelt and making everyone else in the car wear one before the car moves an inch. It had its purpose.

My father is a retired police officer. The first time my mom ever saw my dad cry was 13 years into their marriage. He was the first officer on the scene of a murder-suicide; a father killed his 2yo daughter and then himself. My dad came home that day and she found him in their bedroom crying.

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

I would definitely support a kickstarter to hire a brace of Shame Septas to follow around Boris and DJT.

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

Rita Ora has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

Cinemark offered them free movie passes instead.

jesus skateboarding christ....

Just because you can doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

For the first time in a long time (maybe ever), I’m happy to say I do live in Utah. So, seconded here: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VOTE.

“Let’s Plowright into Congress.”