JE REICH,

Don’t forget the 24 year-old teacher tied to a cinder block at the bottom of a pond:

No no no, silly woman. Don’t get hysterical. This is all just about mental illness. Not everything is misogyny. These men, while rapists and murderers, certainly weren’t misogynistic. No, to admit they were is a bridge too far and unfairly besmirches them. They never admitted they killed women because of sexism. And…

An armed white guy.

DONALD TRUMP BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER!!!

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

Seems like the perfect time for our acappella group The Jizzebelles to reunite.

Oh, look, more evidence of Amber’s abuse people won’t admit as legit because they think Gone Girl is the most common scenario in society, instead of an entitled angry addict becoming violent towards a woman. Now it makes sense why she was carrying her laptop while leaving her lawyer’s office. Wonder who will get the…

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

Hate to break it to you director dude, but Keira fucking made that movie. I went in loving Mark Ruffalo, I came out being basically infatuated with Knightly.

I’ve never heard a bad word about her... and I’ve never even heard of him. “I’ll never make a film with supermodels again” a way to devalue someone’s 15 year career is to ignore their actual profession.

I'm sorry. Stop the...whatever you stop in blogging. Did this jaghole just call ADAM LEVINE a proper film actor and KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is not? Those words do not make any sense in that order. No.

I will never not post this quote.

Update: Frederik has now replaced Selena Gomez as the face of Pantene.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

Check out “Esther the Wonder Pig”. Same situation. A couple in Canada bought what they thought was a “tea cup” piglet and 600 lbs later, they became vegans, sold their 1,000 square ft house, quit their jobs and turned a dilapidated old farm into a pig/animal sanctuary. They are really funny and Esther is a love. I’ve…

Not a new scam... http://www.estherthewonderpig.com/

I demand this be made into a proper British comedy.

It’s there because I put it there.