Bobby, I LIVE for your made up convos. Please make them their own feature.

You’re forgetting the greatest female rapper of our generation.

At first I honestly thought he was sitting next to Jennifer Lawrence

Mine is always the Lauras and the Bills—Laura Linney, Laura Dern, Bill Paxton, Bill Pullman. Also Robin Wright and Patricia Arquette sometimes.

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

I saw Frida in the movie theatre with my grandmother. During the opening lesbian sex scene she whispered to me ‘Sorry, looks like I should have seen this one with a friend’

No love for Lindy’s AUDIOBOOK, where we can hear the melodious tones of her voice?

I watched Outlander with my parents. It was not fatal, but it was awful.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO POST ARTICLES LIKE THIS, I MEAN:

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

Scene: Me and my 4 year old son playing Star Wars yesterday. I was apparently Kylo Ren and he was “An Evil Jedi”

Jason Momoa is the best. Also:

He’s amazingly charismatic, on the screen, (especially) onstage, and in my very limited experience, offstage. I spoke with him twice after seeing him on the West End, and he was amazingly gracious to each and every fan. When I complimented him on his Eastern Seaboard accent in one play, mentioning that that’s where I…

Aw, I thought McAvoy and Duff were going to go the distance.

OH GOD SHE IS MONA LISA SAPERSTEIN??!!

I don’t know how to else to describe how happy this makes me without sounding like a fucking idiot so I’ll just say this.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I actually prefer David Anders, he is cool.

Cher: she is talking about going to See’s Candies, which is clearly her fave, because she knows a lady who’s been there 16 years. But a man who’s only been there 2.5 years is already the manager.