I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come

Praise the Lorde! Ella Yelich-O'Connor will begin recording her second studio album within the next month, says producer and Pure Heroine collaborator Joel Little: "We haven't got some planned out 'this is what it's going to sound like.' I think we're just going to start writing and when it starts to feel right, we'll…

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

Hmmmm. The only thing I know about Steve Carrell is that he went into the Border's that my sister worked in and she went up to him, leaned in and whispered "You're amazing." He leaned in as well and whispered, "Thank you."

Soooo sad. It's wonderful that his family are donating his organs which is a very selfless thing to do, IMO, but this whole thing is tragic. He was amazing as Meep.

IKR, it made me legitimately sad. What a terrible accident. Poor Meep.

I'm not white.

I could *almost* give the people a pass for thinking Chipotle served soup because, while I don't live near one, I do have a Qdoba close by and they have tortilla soup as a regular menu item and, in my mind, they are roughly equivalent establishments. BUT there is no reason to get all crazy about serving things in…

I bet that guy had absolutely no idea what "skinny" meant and he'd just heard people saying it in the queue in front of him and thought he'd try it out. Maybe it'd get him a slimmer cup? Or a little pixie that hides in the foam and takes away all the calories? Who knows! What a time to be alive (and stupid).

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Brace yourselves, everyone.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

I don't think the alcoholic Irish Coffees are that popular in general?

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

obligatory defense of the stupid customer: CoffeeMate has an "Irish coffee" flavor; lady probably didn't know that it existed in an alcoholic form. I don't think the alcoholic Irish Coffees are that popular in general?

This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.

This is one of those times when a photo says it all. The menu in question: