A mugger, a hero and a little old lady. Put those all together and what do you get? If you're in San Francisco, it's…
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The Florida authorities called the Dozier School for Boys a reformatory, a home for orphans or wayward boys who…
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Picture yourself as the parent of a middle schooler. Now picture you get a letter from a school administrator asking…
Here's one:
I fucked the groundskeeper in the garden shed of the church next door to my house. He was hot in a Vincent D'Onofrio Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead kind of way. He was 6'4" and muscular but a little soft around the middle, with a hairy butt and a girthsome dick. He had thick hair and long eyelashes. He bent me…
This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.
So many to choose from. I'll let yall decide. Let me preface this list by saying that I'm omitting the sociopaths and boring losers. This list is in no way representative of all my questionable and embarassing encounters.
I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…
Sigh. They're going to look back on this when they're adults and be so, so embarrassed. I speak from experience, and I was just incredibly obsessed with JTT. I cried to my mom once, when I was 12, because I just could not handle the amount of love in my tiny body. Now I'm just imagining how much worse it would be if…
in re: requested memo-
At this point in time, I just have the image bookmarked as a reply anytime anyone tries to use Jesus to justify their own bigotry.
The family of Vanessa Collier came together on Saturday to mourn her loss at New Hope Ministries, a church in…
Just eat it on the toilet.
Ben & Jerry's is releasing three new Core flavors with cookie butter cores starting today. This is not a drill,…
DUDE HAD SEX WITH OTHER DUDE MAYBE
At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.
You could just do it the old school way and get naughty on webcam. Give viewers a link to your Amazon wishlist and watch the packages come rolling in. That's how I got my microwave.
But...she's a journalist? Aren't journalists supposed to do research before they write stuff? Or are we going to continue holding journalists to a lower standard?