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I loved this whole bit:

YES! And when he got straight acting lessons? SO GOOD.

ALSO THIS:

HE IS SO AMAZING OMG. Best part of the show.

That's horrible! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. Why is everyone an asshole in real life?

Oh no! That's so disappointing to hear :(

I've missed her too! I thought she was great on AHS but it was such a small part. Apparently she was in Argo. Maybe she's prioritizing other things right now?

So many Americans don't really get it. They didn't grow up with it. Paul was the boogey man in Southern Ontario when I was a kid.

I've heard not nice things about Chloe for years AND she enjoys trash talking other actors to the media fairly regularly. She's a decent actress and I think she gained some sort of 'queer goddess' status alongside Clea Duvall in the late 1990s/early 2000s which gives her a 'pass' on shitty behaviour.

THAT IS NEVER FUNNY. PAUL AND KARLA ARE NEVER FUNNY.

Sue's the best. She's my favourite character.

All the songs off of FROOT have been SPECTACULAR so far. But Happy is my favourite.

It feels very surreal to me. And intensely tragic.

NO! Not Meep! Oh god. That was the saddest storyline and now he's really dead? Nooooooo.

I adore Oh Land! Thanks so much for posting this.

But Narnia!!!

When I was wearing a particular nightgown (I think it said 'Teddy Talk' on it), I hosted a talk show about teddy bears. In the bathroom. While sitting on the toilet. Until someone banged on the door and told me to stop talking to myself and get out of the bathroom.

Farewell Burt! You were one of my favourite commenters and then you became one of my favourite writers. I hope Cosmo sends you on many Burt Reynolds-related adventures and one day you will be able to infiltrate the Cat Overlords and warn us of their nefarious plans.

I feel like this is so pertinent to what's going on in society right now. He's admitted he's a serial killer but call him a rapist and he gets his back up and gets all offended. I loved that scene.