As long as the movie includes her feud with Kathy Bates and her Minotaur lover, I AM DOWN WITH THIS.

Can you do a feature on oVertone? I need them to be more popular so I can buy their amazing hair stuff in Canada.

She seriously made a Bernardo/Homolka joke?

I mean, shit, I had weight loss surgery and couldn't eat much for the first 2 months and I still didn't lose that much.

Kinda wish this was about Jax Teller, TBH.

I was very impressed. But sadly no one believed my wild stories about barfighting etc.

The headaches were awful, though. And the eye pain? Oy. It was really hard to work through, but after about 2 weeks, it was okay.

D FOR THE WIN!!!

Yeeep. I don't have a picture of the lump but it was so big, it made me look cro magnon. People in the waiting room kept staring at me because I think they thought that was my actual head shape.

I tripped and slammed head first into the corner of my kitchen wall. Got a huge bump which turned into a killer black eye. About a week later, I burst a blood vessel in my eye. Of course, I documented this for twitter because it was cool in a gross kinda way:

#prayforpeeta

Mockingjay part 2!!!

He's the perfect pocket boyfriend.

Can I be a tea asshole? We're terribly polite. Would you like a scone, dear?

I knew it. Your avatar just screams 'Hugely tall woman'.

You know, I used to want to write for a site like Jezebel or iO9. And then I started reading your twitter feed and Lindy's twitter feed and Erin's twitter feed.

THEY'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH, CELIA. CHECK YOUR HEIGHT PRIVILEGE, MKAY?

Oh yes. He's definitely homophobic and transphobic and basically everything-phobic.