Of course, the food must be all-you-can-steal, and a trip next door to the electronics store where it’s free big screens with every window smash.

The pie had white whipped cream so it was obviously a racist pie. Protestors are gathering to demand black whipped cream and are marching on KFC to demand black chicken breasts.

Any word spoken by a white person is now called hate speech and charges of racism are inevitable.

The person that was shot had his pockets picked by protestors looking to relieve him of his racist white cash and white-faced watch.

Is this also “All You Can Carry Free TV Night?”

It’s lawyer for Christ sake! They’ll be another hundred crawling out of the sewer to replace him.

Tangeria was also the whiz who came up with the slogan: “Stay Woke.”

Oh, and a protestor assaulted a reporter. That’s probably the police’s fault too.

Wonder which family will win the popo lottery tonight? Stand by to see whose ticket gets punch and which family gets a big payout!

A protestor killed another protestor. Yeah, it’s probably the police’s fault though.

That orange thingy the model is wearing? I’ve never seen vomit sawdust look so smashing!

Good God! At first glance, I thought Ozzy Ozborne had plastic surgery that had failed badly.

Good! I can’t wait for the CBS lawyers to depose John and Burke Ramsey.

What would happen during the debate if Hillary wakes out of her coma, drools on her new pantsuit, and seizures out of her shoes?

Dumpster diving behind the Goodwill stores is paying off for Ashish.

The latest news about Jen is she’s attempting transitioning ----into an actress.

Thank goodness it’s nothing like Lifehacker and other Kinja sites who push products in exchange for commissions.

It will be a wonderful purchase for those hypocrites who, after donning their three-hundred dollar yoga outfits, proceed to tell me about the starving refugees who need my money.

I often have thought of that terribly wicked old bitch, Motherfucker Teresaand her pious-ass face, who sadistically tortured the dying in her squalid shit hole faux-hospitals, while collecting millions.

Did Diego receive a written consent form from the females before mounting?