It's funny because it was one of the spam links here on Disqus.

Is it murder when you kill a dead person?

Maybe not the audience, because any accidents would get blacked out in post, but the film crew that was there.

No! Roger Cross is part of "The Canadian Sci-Fi Cast (TM)", of course: the group of actors that appear in every single Canadian genre show.

Why wouldn't you be?!

But Alphas had a super expensive cast. Dark Matter has, for the most part, unknown actors and "The Canadian Sci-Fi Cast (TM)"

So, speaking of rivers… as soon as you shoot a zombie in the head, does his blood become inert and non-contaminating?

But the article failed to say who was going to play Jess!

Not that many but they make quite a few where everyone in medieval Europe is Japanese.

I'm so relieved. I was so afraid during most of the episode that Summer would finally end up giving her dad the money. I especially dreaded that the post credit would be precisely that. So, when the post credit went straight to Jerry, I was screaming, "No Summer don't do it!!"

And, to be fair, Dipper talked to all those girls before Candy ever told him her feelings. And he never dated, or told those girls that he liked them, or that they should be a couple. He told them that he'd like to talk to them and they gave him a way to contact them. How is the show treating two people agreeing to…

It would be more progressive and welcome if it was Candy, or Wendy, or literally anybody else. Confirming the stereotype that girls that act or talk a certain way have to subscribe to a certain subset of sexual identities would be the opposite and unwelcome.

The yarn ball -was- neat.

Exactly. We need more vampires that can push out fun on pure force of personality.

Nora would have shined more, for me, if she had not needed countless minutes to figure out that the "power on" knob that she had already identified needed to be turned.

A bullet wound in the shoulder would probably take a few months to stop hurting.

Not only that, Dutch was making knowing glances at them like "I'm happy for you, Fet."

It would have been fun if Eph had replied, "My family's original name was Eichorst; I am your grandson!"

How can he even expect Eph to know what his who-knows-how-removed-ancestor's previous lastname was? Does he think that everyone else was also around in the 1940s or earlier?

Fet dead would to the ultimate loss for the show… but Fet as a vampire…? (which, I guess, would still qualify as dead, but…)