Sounds like a NHTSA super hero: Safety Standards Man!!!!

The better to ‘Rock The Casbah!’

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

That Talenti shit is delicious, I’d shill for them too if I had the chance.

All very interesting, but I’m nowhere closer to understanding why Julia Louis Dreyfus is doing Old Navy ads.

Unfortunately this was the early 80's. So no.

I dd a 1981 Scirocco S (about 50 miles per day). It’s so much more fun that driving a boring econobox to work. Plus, it’s paid off and most likely appreciating as I drive it.

I had a friend that autocrossed a Mk1 Scirocco with a Drake SuperVee engine. Had to remove the rain tray to make the velocity stacks fit. Made incredible sounds at full throttle.

Dang, scooped by THE CHIVE of all websites.

Cheese would never do that to me.

Diesel fumes make me Horny.

3. Tom Brady snapped at him when he tried to pull Brady’s face out of a bag of dog treats he left lying around.

“It’s All Happening!”—Kirk Cameron

Because they only have torque converter automatics. Ba dam pssssh! Jalopnik joke.

+1 Wounded Knee

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

Please keep comments to this article limited to puns using the competitor’s name.

A handgun? Greg Hardy keeps more than that in his ottoman