Jet fuel was involved?

How about we give them a Nissan Altima instead? That should be punishment enough.

It is the FWD, non hybrid working, 20 seconds off the pace way to let people go.

Sigh.

Is there video of the pass?

What makes a short train

Speaking of Philly, it’s a testament to how terrible a four-sport city we are that we didn’t even make Drew’s “championship sweep” rankings.

Though you never saw her on camera, Nicole’s fingerprints were all over almost every video we made. Heard Doug’s mom call from his basement? That was Nicole’s dulcet tones. Saw a pair of legs flying in the air when we lost the key to the Ariel Atom? That was Nicole, making sure we didn’t have to trudge back on our own…

If you’ve watched a Jalopnik video this year and enjoyed what you saw, thank Nicole. She and the rest of our (relatively tiny!) video team busted ass all year to take Jalopnik video from scratch to something amazing.

Also, more is not always better.

Nice. What previous GTI’s did you have? We put 90K on a 2008 before trading it in. Was my wife’s daily driver and she loved that thing to death. I daily drove it for a few months before the trade and while I didn’t love it for that as much as she did, it’s one of the most fun cars for the money for sure. How do you…

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

B1G Tight End of the Year: Jake Butt

“Ha, just scrolled down to post this,” guffawed Tanny Glover wholeheartedly.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

I can see the newspaper headlines now...

Ben Carson is a Johns Hopkins surgical staffer. So, mn thank you.

I agree about the play, but why did you finish your comment with the Aussie Pledge of Allegiance?

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.