I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Vikings don’t have particularly fond feelings for Blair Walsh.

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

They are cool with paying $60 every year for glorified roster updates, but this is what gets them angry... They aren’t very bright are they?

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

Father of the year.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

Isn’t a more rational explanation that Diaz has gotten a little unlucky and has a so-so defense behind him? Because his ERA is almost a full run worse than his FIP and he’s had FIP’s in the 4.00+ region before so it feels like a much more “rational” explanation is just the sort of ups and downs that can happen to a…

RE: The pharmacy. Holy shit. I was barely out of college, living on my own in an empty apartment in a city where I had no friends and no job (yet) and got pneumonia. I didn’t know it was pneumonia, I was just sick as hell for a month and couldn’t eat without vomiting and lost 40 pounds and could barely move.(I was an…

Did you know that Aaron Rodgers is the boyfriend of each and every one of them?

there are different swear words for each different sex positions and what family member you are doing it to,

I agreed to this two years ago. 

PRIDE: I mean, it has to be the peacock, right? Look at those vain motherfuckers struttin’ around with their fancy-pants feathers.

Co-opting Championships:

How is it better than The Empire Strikes Back? That’s just insanity.

People are nostalgia bullies. God knows I am. The second I had the chance indoctrinate my kids into Star Wars, I seized it. If they like what I like, then I feel cool and validated. As a result, they get Space Leia. It’s a problem.

I lived and worked in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula (see: North Wisconsin) for a number of years. As I am originally from downstate Michigan (see: troll) I have been a Lion’s fan all of my life — my own shitty cross to bear. While living in the UP, I took my GF to Lambeau Field for the Lions v. Packers MNF game in 2017…

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.