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Never gets old

Cook got called for a pick because all scoring plays are under review. LaFleur didn't even challenge it. I was legit pissed because there is no way that should have happened. 

If you’re wondering how it’s happened, then you’re not a Minnesota sports fan.

I live in Minneapolis. I play softball on Tuesdays. Last week my teammate said that he’ll miss because he’ll be at game 4. I said, with zero irony, no you won’t, see you on Tuesday. I hate being right.

This is definitely a network decision and sometimes depends on the score bug that they use.

My only cashiering experience was at a movie theater, and I would always have a stack of ones and fives in my had that I’d put down on the counter as necessary and then hand the change (always quarters) to the patrons. Seemed to work fine on autopilot during rushes. /shruggie

Except that the seven and two are not close enough to make that mistake on standard number pads. Even when going fast, I’d typically notice if I typed three numbers instead of two, especially if I’m typing two for almost all transactions.

Meh, as a Twins fan, I couldn’t care less about national coverage. Baseball, in general, is feeling more and more like a niche sport. You either are aware of all the teams, or you only know about the big market teams. Doesn’t affect my enjoyment in the slightest.

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My condolences on your WC loss

Strong disagree - I feel like the divorce rate alone proves that not everyone getting married at a young age knows what they’re doing. This is coming from a 30 something divorcee that got married at 27. People get married at a young age out of obligation and misguided social constructs, imo. But maybe I’m a crabby

The hell I don’t!! LISTEN KID! I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at Auburn! I’m out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Olsen and Benjamin up and down the field for 60 minutes.

But the Ivy League teams suck....

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Opening kickoff? Looks like it was Newman who jukes you. They also have a good replay of you falling on your ass - so there's that!

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Well I’ll be damned. To your credit, it *looks* like you might make it, up until three defenders simultaneously pummel you. At least you guys still won. 

This is my 7 week old son before the Vikings preseason game last week. Notice the look of distress in his eyes as my brother encapsulates his future fandom. Maybe I should just let him cheer for the Steelers since his mom is from Pittsburgh...

Minnesotans, even the self-imagined cool and worldly people in Minneapolis, only want to hang out with the people they’ve known since elementary school. Minnesotans don’t have the processing capacity to make new friendships after the age of 12.

Don’t worry guys, I found Antonio Brown’s old helmet that he painted 

wtf, you either claim the championships that occurred in your city or, maybe, the championships of your current franchise that occurred prior to their move to your city (personally, I think this is dumb). You don’t get to claim Boston Braves championships for a team that plays in fucking Atlanta now. Go ahead and

I was waiting for this comment. It’s pretty insufferable hearing that “Clay” or  “Aaron is my boyfriend.” It just reeks of insecurity. It’s pretty sad, to be honest.