it seems that the season won’t actually kick off for 154 days, which is December 30.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

“Actual Players’ Likenesses” coming soon in $9.99 lootboxes!

Saving on medical bills. 

Larry Fitz is clearly positioning himself to become governor of Arizona when he retires. His slogan could simply be “You Owe Me This”

The team’s Twitter account actually changed their name to the Kardinals after Kingsbury was signed

They’re also more durable.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

Those poor kids just keep finding more guilt-trip suicide tapes.

I guess for Nathan Peterman that’d be safety?

I think it would help if Simba was carrying more oversized laser guns.

How can Rocket Racoon look so animated and lively, but everyone here looks like a taxidermist shoved audio recordings inside a bunch of dead animals they had in the workshop?

You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

Jhonen Vasquez on Twitter pointed out that it looks like a lion ate a Lion King fan, and now the fan is singing Lion King songs from inside the lion.

I am beyond sick of the baffling Beyonce worship.

I’m looking forward to the photo-real remake of Inside Out, which will just be talking chunks of human brain.

Dear Penthouse,

“...and the sound of offended people wailing about how offended other people are.”

Kickers line up at eight yards because if you line up at seven, the ball won’t get enough lift trajectory in time to clear the line, and if you line up at nine, the edge rushers can take a wider set and turn the corner on your wings.

Was there a question in last week’s funbag about how awesome it is for companies to have fridges for people to put beer in when they work late? (I saw it somewhere and don’t make me go looking for it because I don’t care that much.) Let me state unequivocally that it and the example posed here are not awesome. They…