That 2,000 figure is a bit misleading. Here’s a better number: three.

I work for a company that installs netting for ballparks (from Major League, all the way down to little league.) I can tell you that, at least at the minor league level, every single team I’ve talked to is scared shitless everytime a foul ball goes into the crowd. We’ve extended the nets at around 25 minor league…

Because they like to seem hip and cool.

If my co workers were in a salary litigation I wouldn’t comment either. Also, did you consider your status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response?

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

The bottled water industry (which is essentially the soda industry) has done an extraordinarily good job convincing people that their tap water, which is among the best in the world (Flint excepting), is toxic and that you need to buy bottled water from them even when in actuality it’s pretty much just someone else’s…

Thanks, unbiased Padres fan.

I mean by definition (strikes need only touch the zone), even your counter evidence shows that it was a strike.

And they all congratulated you for giving the best blow job.

I once got upgraded to first class on a 630 AM flight. I was so excited, free booze! Being that it was my first time in first class and it was the start of my vacation, I had to take advantage, regardless of the time of day.

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

99.99 on the health screening is absolutely due to Big Health Screening being in cahoots with the healthcare industry to convince you you’re healthy so that you don’t think to go to the doctor, thereby not providing any costs to your insurance company. Stay woke.

Instead of banning the shift, why don’t they just ban the Marlins?

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

You know it was the 90s because they had to decide who got to be teal and who got to be purple.

C’mon. Asking Golden State fans to remember anything back more than 18 mos. ago is completely unfair. Besides, you made up like half of those supposed Cleveland Cavs. 

I contend that the Raptors’ championship is actually worth [checks xe.com] about 25.2% less than any previous title.

“Those Thai girls should’a used their hands”