I used to mountain bike regularly in my younger days, and even though I had a bike that was objectively very nice and expensive for a non-pro rider in the mid to late 90s (decent frame and I added front suspension, lightweight bar ends, high end clipless pedals, upgraded shifters, Selle Italia Flite saddle, etc.) I…

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

As an avid rider, I absolutely agree with you. There’s also a direct correlation to how expensive someone’s bike is to how big of an asshole they are.

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Listen, if you’re gonna blog a bullet pointed list you can’t expect me to read every damn one of the things.

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

Drake vs the Warriors is the hottest cornball action since

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

The must’ve done hundreds of takes to get Drogon to fly just so. Never work with children and animals, I tell ya.

Even Drogon fell asleep half way through the episode.

Guy #3 - the Doctor is right. Run the fuck away, you’ve got someone there who wants to control you.  First it’s exes, then it’ll be friends, then it’ll be your parents/relatives...

Y’know...I said, in a facebook post back in November of 2016, that our country would be set back 50 years, thanks to ‘upcoming SCOTUS appointees’, I wasn’t kidding. And now it’s coming to pass.

Gotta love public policy based on “Well, who am I to quibble with the shitty characteristics I project onto this imagined deity?!”

Here’s the thing... Big companies like HBO only care about money.

Why its as if GRRM himself has something to say about this:

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

We’ll have spent an entire series empathizing with the point of view of a leader who is eventually going to go down a dark path, taking you with her and pushing you to reflect on how she came to be there.

I understand the hate for this episode. I had a feeling this would happen...

THIS JUST MAKES IT ALL THE MORE DELICIOUS!

Congratulations Daenerys fans: you’ve spent 8 seasons worshiping a tyrant. It is even more hilarious if you based this tyrant-worship solely due to the kind of genitals she has between her legs. Girl…