THE OTHER MONSTER IS THE NUCLEAR AGE!

So much this. Took my girls (7 and 4) to their first hockey game a few months ago. This was AHL. Before the game we were looking at the Zambonis parked by the side of the rink and the security guard kinda laughed and gave them a little wave. We head back to our seats and about ten minutes later the same dude walks up…

cats are a semi-regular occurrence at Sajik, interrupting Lotte Giants games every once in a while

This took place in the late 80s - that will matter in a moment.

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout? Willis?

The only good part about the tournament is the first two weeks!

Reminds me of the time that I bought the bottle of Johnny walker Blue Label and dropped it in the parking lot.

13 years? He’ll 39, fat, angry, and with an even bigger beard. Why would Philly want that

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

I’m sorry, I just dont view it as a problem. I view it as part of the ebb and flow of labor negotiations and the owners currently have the hammer and are using it. A hammer, by the way, that the players union handed them. Like all unions, the MLBPA is run by, and for, veterans. So if you want to cry that Mookie Betts…

I posted the following in Ratto’s Kyler Murray article - probably belongs here instead:

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Calls the Vatican...

Tim must be excited for the chance to break a hyphen.

they gotta kill the rookie contracts, it’s the only real counter to this bullshit collusion of just not paying anyone who hits free agency 

I 99.9% agree with you.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

Bless whoever it is who already did my lazy photoshop work for me.

Elon Musk is a fucking clown. The thing that grinds my gears the most is that, as Albert pointed out, “The Loop” is far worse than existing technologies that have existed for over 100 years.

On top of that, a tunnel of that size with minimal ventilation won’t have nearly enough oxygen to burn people to death! Everyone in those tunnels is much more likely to suffocate than burn! I can’t believe people are so desperate to attack Musk that they would leave out basic facts.