I’m so utterly dumbfounded by this, I can’t craft even a bad joke response. This man is at least partially responsible for crafting a plan that is going to economically hurt REAL FUCKING PEOPLE for DECADES, all in the interest of lining the fucking pockets of a few more millionaires and billionaires. Then when the…

fortunately, the bus they threw him under was parked

The waiting game sucks, let’s play hungry hungry hippos.

“Hunt reportedly punched a man in the face after a verbal altercation at an Ohio resort”

He was publicly owned yesterday too!

I love it, the “Peyton Manning defense”...when they win it’s ONLY because of the QB, yet when they inevitably lose come the postseason it’s: defense, coach, refs, etc!

“These so-called heroes are nothing but vigilantes claiming they’re above the law! Who will WATCH these MEN?” *looks at camera*

Watchmen should be taught in a masterclass alongside Baz Luhrmann’s Great Gatsby as case studies of directors being lavishly faithful to the surface-level text while giving the impression they’ve never even heard of subtext.

It’s the hottest take. Let’s reduce the league to two or three competitive franchises in the wealthiest markets and hope that the other 90% of the country will keep showing up to watch to the dogcrap leftovers.

Best case scenario for fans: Bell gets 75-90% of what he wants from San Fran. He teams up with Jimmy G to turn the 49ers into a real contender over the next three years.

Flat rate - when I played it was $16k(losers)/$32k(winners) for wild card/divisional round, $25k/$50k for conference championship, and $50k/$100k for the Super Bowl.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :

Part of me says Markelle Fultz is pulling some next level shit on the rest of the league—you know, that whole “those guys are playing checkers and Fultz is playing chess” deal. But, actually they’re playing basketball and he sucks at that.

“Stanley died? Stanley who? The Cup guy?”

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Yes, he is.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.