Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Wow, that’s horrible.

“Mayweather is working a double end bag while training, like most boxers do! Conor doesn’t stand a chance now!!”

Weak take man...

Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

This is amazing. Thanks to a good human for doing something really important for a fellow human, and for following the instinct to take action.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

Damn. Peak John Daly could do anything!

Look at how this question was setup:

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

You need a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon.... With nail polish.

Funny story: in like 1999, one of the last years the giants were at candlestick, my dad took my brother and me to a game against the reds. I wanna say it was like July or august, but the game was meaningless and was 3/4 empty. We were sitting top deck first row. Now, my dad had been going to giants games his whole…

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Well, it helps that the waiting list for Bears season tickets is usually however long it takes for the person in the ticket office to stop laughing.

You may recall that Elaine Benis had a similar problem with the Yankees, when she was 86'd for wearing a Baltimore Orioles cap in George Steinbrenner’s box seats.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

So, when they start taking players, those players will have been “knighted” and we should all sarcastically call them “Sir”. It’s stupid and mean and it’s my idea.