Damn, gotta feel for Ovi, dude’s like the only Russian in Washington with no influence

OMG they want us to pay $60 for a 20 minute game? Boycott Bethesda!!

He’s not gonna get very far on that bike.....

Ryan, thank you for the great seasons you gave us Phillies fans. You will always have a special place in our memories.

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

D cells have the heft, but I find C cells to be far more accurate. And you can’t underestimate a 9 Volt’s ability to tear out a chunk of skin on a good shot.

I used to race a lot so I can hopefully provide some insight. Bike helmets are tested in a ~2 meter drop that gets up to about ~14 miles per hour. Most bike helmets are sold to ordinary consumers, so this ends up with helmets that aren’t too heavy and provide pretty good protection for recreational riders.

Jeez, you’d think a guy who plays half his games in Dodger Stadium would be a little more understanding of someone late in getting to their seat.

You assholes....

I would have just assumed Monica Seles was playing Maria Sharapova on an adjacent court.

Oh man I hope abdul doesn’t wind up regretting this....

As of press time 75 percent of fans who voted on Twitter would like Bryce Harper on the Phillies.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Surprising absolutely everyone, the WNBA draft is tonight.

Cowboys AND Indians? Pick a side, bro.