Joke’s on you, it was an interception

Errict Rhett. These were the halcyon days of wandering into my dad’s fantasy football drafts and I was convinced that he’d be a better back than Marshall Faulk (same draft class). I even got a Rhett creamsicle jersey for Christmas that year - I’m a Vikings fan that lives in Minnesota.

His point isn’t necessarily that he is entitled to be gainfully employed in a profession. It’s that certain professions can game the system by offering unpaid internships that offer experience rather than money as compensation. This, in turn, only allows people able to go without pay to gain this valuable experience.…

They both claim to have invented it.

You are my hero for not mentioning the 5-8 Club in your Lucy recommendations.

Here’s a piece of advice that I wish I took: Don’t worry about your finish time if you’ve never run a marathon before and just focus on crossing. It’s nice to have a goal, but it’s not the end of the world if you don’t achieve it.

I had a roommate in college that didn’t ever wash his towel because he said, “I’m clean when I dry off, therefore the towel is never dirty.” This is the same guy that would hoard all our saucepans in his room because he was too lazy to wash them after he made double boxes of mac and cheese.

Reading those twitter comments broke my brain...

Counterpoint: The Timberwolves have played the Warriors extremely well the past two years. Butler is the piece we need to lose 2-4 in the first round this year!

It helped that they were able to feast on my hapless Twins’ back-end starters and shit bullpen for 4 games too

It’s okay if FIFA wants to continue fine tuning the replay system in friendlies like these and Mickey Mouse leagues like MLS 

All right, Conor, I’m not gonna lie to you. There’s a good chance you can beat Mayweather. But you gotta visualize how you’re gonna win, okay?

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A few wins? What the hell are you talking about? They’ve been in first almost all year. Do I trust that this will continue all season with the terrible bullpen and only two starters worth a damn? No, but I’d hardly call the team shit...

Well yeah, because they’re the Mets.

There’s a National League logo in the upper left hand area of the screen meaning that it’s implied they’re talking about National League teams’ playoff chances. The Astros moved from the NL to the AL in 2013

What elite have done to get to where elite is.

“I think the proof is in the film from the past two years” - Brock Osweiler Russell Wilson

Hmmm, now I want to read The Long Walk by Stephen King Richard Bachman