Counterpoint: A summary of a game won’t do as much as you think it will. Sports journalism is a bitch, which is why I turned to the broadcast side of things where there’s actually money (fingers crossed those TV deals keep getting renewed!) and work.

As a Timberwolves fan, I’m ok with calling us bad, because we kind of are still. Are we exciting? Yes. Can we make a splash? Yes. Are we young and make a ton of mistakes that result in consistently choking away leads? Absolutely. Once this team learns how to win consistently, they’ll be scary. Like you, I was…

Wow, didn’t realize how awful he was at Coors until checking his splits. Dan Haren seems like a cool guy.

I don’t mind the snubs, I just like that writers are finally voting for the steroid era players that deserve to be in.

That sounds fucking horrendous. Were you locked in your family’s cellar too?

This sounds exactly what happened to me at one of my buddy’s wedding. All of a sudden after dinner, the DJ is like, “Let’s get the wedding party out here for their rendition of The Creep by The Lonely Island!” No one knew what they were doing, we were all drunk, and the DJ saved us by cutting the song off about a…

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And people will continue not to care. There’s no reason to watch women’s college basketball when everyone just assumes UConn is going to win. It’s not even worth paying attention to at this point.

Glad I reread that because I thought it said, “our son’s 3rd penis on the monitor”

What Do You Think of This Hole Idea?

But, but, Tim Brewster recruited Vince Young to Texas!! Who else would have been able to get a top recruit to a (at the time) top program in the country!?

I’m on the fence about your theory. These are professional athletes with amazing reaction time. They’re still ready to knock the offensive line down as soon as the football moves.

It’s Gophers football, it’s already there. This would just be salting the ground which is, honestly, fine by me.

Sounds about right

Ok, let’s not pretend that these players were there for anything other than football...

Completely agree. The only problem I had with Mason is that the dude had no idea how to hold a lead. I went to school at the U of M from 2003-07 and the 03 Michigan and 05 Wisconsin games still hurt. Granted, the Texas Tech game that got him fired was hilarious and I’m happy that Oregon shit the bed so thoroughly last…

At least he wasn’t gushing about how beautiful Mixon’s girlfriend was as well? That could have been awkward...

I’m honestly shocked at how easy it is for fans to get onto those rafters. There’s seriously only a gate that they have to hop in order to start climbing on that giant connecting piece. It’s kind of scary and glad that no one has accidentally fallen yet.

I am not surprised by this result at all

Hell, just promise Messi that his taxes will be taken care of and he’ll be good.